Here's an interesting way to throw away 59.95 $US. From Lamar Fike and Marty Lacker's news letter:
"For many years since Elvis passed away, we, as original members of the Memphis Mafia, have marveled at the way millions of you worldwide Elvis fans have stayed with him and in many ways have made him into the cultural icon that he deserved to be. We greatly have appreciated the way you have diligently kept his memory alive. Over time we have discussed ways we could show you our appreciation and honor your efforts. In that light, we have decided to honor your efforts and fandom by offering you the opportunity to become honorary members of the Memphis Mafia organization, you've earned it. We have many exciting things we are planning for the organization in the near future months and years and as a member you will have the exclusitivity of being able to participate in these exciting events and offerings. This a first, a never before offered opportunity for you the faithful Elvis fan."
O, in case you're wondering what you're paying for: it's a 'diploma' for the Memphis Mafia Group with your name on it. Suitable for framing. Publishing the link where to buy it goes a bit too far to our taste, but if you really want it: try eBay.