Cover Art Life Lessons From Elvis

Here is the cover of the book "Life Lessons from Elvis: If Sequin Jumpsuits Are Wrong Then I Don't Want To Be Right" by Anthony Rubino's. This will be a 160 pages "humor" book was released as a hardback by Routledge Hill Press in mid June 2006. (ISBN: 1401602487). Synopsis from The Herald Tribune: Life lessons sometimes come from unlikely sources. Take Michael Jackson, for example. If ever there were a reason to avoid plastic surgery, one need look no further. Or Paris Hilton, Tommy Lee and Scott Stapp, who reminded us that making a video of yourself having sex is a bad, bad, bad idea. Of course, the ultimate pop-culture icon is the King himself, Elvis Presley. If you've ever wanted to live your life by Elvis' rules -- or if you already do and need a refresher course -- a new book may help. Just in time for the 19th anniversary of Presley's death on Aug. 16 (the 20th anniversary would have been more appropriate, but oh, well) comes "Life Lessons From Elvis: If Sequined Jumpsuits Are Wrong, Then I Don't Want to Be Right" (Rutledge Hill Press, $14.99). The pocket book with the overly long title is by Anthony Rubino Jr., author of previous "life lessons" books based on "Melrose Place" and "The Brady Bunch" (as well as "1,001 Ways to Procrastinate"). The quotes aren't real, but what did you expect with such a title? Here are some samples: "Ya gotta count yer blessings. For example, I'm thankful people call me 'Elvis the Pelvis.' My name could been Rick, man." "In a pinch, a 22-caliber pistol makes an excellent TV remote control. But you can only use it once." "Teach your daughters to stay away from weirdo, man-child, plastic-surgery-happy freaks." (See? Even Elvis agrees with me!) "If you're itchin' like a man on a fuzzy tree, and your friends say you're actin' wild as a bug, you might very well be in love. Either that, or you took one too many of those green pills." "If your wife wakes you up before you've gotten your fifteen hours of sleep, shoves a pen in your hand, and tells you you're signin' a contract for a movie called 'Divorce Settlement,' do not believe her. "Just cuz you're wearin' a cape doesn't mean you can fly. Man, I learned that the hard way." Overall, a pretty amusing book. But none of the passages top this classic Elvis joke, as told by Willie Nelson on Don Imus' radio show: Nelson: "What were Elvis' last words?" Imus: "What?" Nelson: "Corn?"
Source: Various / Updated: Jul 29, 2006 
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Peter@EM (profilecontact) wrote on Aug 4, 2006report abuse
So Elvis died in 1987, huh? Trash! Just in time for the 19th anniversary of Presley's death on Aug. 16 (the 20th anniversary would have been more appropriate, but oh, well)
The Memphis Flash (profilecontact) wrote on Jul 31, 2006report abuse
Can someone explain what is ment by that (so called) joke that Willie nelson is supposed to have said? I have no doubt that I will find no humer in it at all, but I cant think what it means. I agree whole heartedly with the previous comments made by PJ and Dannyboy.
dannyboy1 (profilecontact) wrote on Jul 31, 2006report abuse
PTCJones (profilecontact) wrote on Jul 30, 2006report abuse
One last thought, if you want to see the funny side of Willie Nelson, then there's nothing funnier than his duet with Julio Iglesias "To All The Girls I Loved before". The guy looks like an advert for the homeless!
PTCJones (profilecontact) wrote on Jul 30, 2006report abuse
How original to end this article with an "Elvis On The Toilet Joke". That will certainly make me go out and buy this book along with the drug references. Just another cheap shot in my mind and I'm surprised there's no reference to his weight, but expect it may be in there somewhere.

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