The semi-fabled Wendy's in Kalamazoo where Elvis Presley showed up shortly after his demise will close next month and return to its roots as a flat empty spot near downtown.
Wait, you are thinking. Wasn't Elvis spotted at a Burger King? Yes, he was, but in the initial phase of Deceased Elvis hysteria, he was also detected at a grocery store in Vicksburg and the Wendy's at Michigan Avenue and Edwards.
It'll soon be time to say, "The building has left Elvis."